SEXY TIMES

So, I am currently in China for work.  I walked a trade show the other day and found this innocent child's room accessory entirely too amusing to not document.  Are those insects just happy to see me?  The butterfly has me a little worried with that red tip....and let's not even mention that poor little bumblebee's blue ball.  It's okay, he looks embarrassed about it too.

COCK-A-WHAT....

Yesterday I heard my chicken friend again; however I discovered he is actually a rooster.  This was confirmed at 6am due to his non-stop crowing.  He definitely has a snooze button, but it's only about a 5 min break.  I wanted to catch a picture of him again when leaving, however, like a unicorn he is elusive.  I hope to see him again soon.

CHICKEN

Upon arriving at my home this morning (doing a walk of shame), there was a sweet little rooster pecking away at the lawn.  Now this might be a normal everyday occurrence if I lived on a farm, but I live in a city where you can not even have a chicken for a pet.  Where did my little friend come from?  Was I still drunk?  I figured I had to capture this on my camera just to be sure, but he did not want his picture taken.  So there I am running around in the street chasing a chicken at 7 in the morning.  

HATE

Today I learned that I pretty much hate myself.  Started drinking yesterday at noon and just kept rocking it until 2am.  Needless to day, it was a "school" night for me and am now hurting at work.  It has been a difficult day trying to stay awake and "focused", so what better way than to start this blog that I have been talking about doing for ages.  More to come soon...as I have stories aplenty.